Macklemore, Will You Be My Valentine? <3 Miranda
Hey, Macklemore, can we go ring shopping?!?!?
I have a crush on you, Macklemore.

I can’t deny it any longer.
I’m sure you get this all the time.

But I hope you’re not sick of hearing it.
I just think you’re really talented, OK?
And, you know, really hot.

I respect you for overcoming addiction.

And your passion for LGBT rights.
I dig your Batman jammies.

I mean, just your style in general.

Sometimes you’re goofy, and it’s sexy.

Sometimes you’re serious.

And it’s still sexy.
It’s cool that you’re so open.

I mean, size doesn’t matter to me, but good for you!
It might not seem like it, but we have a lot in common.

Just hear me out.
I also appreciate a good bargain!

And baths!

And Slurpees!

And Donald Glover!

Some will say our love can never be. But I think we both know…

LET ME INTO YOUR ARMS.

Your grabby hands feel like a sweet embrace. <3 Miranda
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